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THE QUACK ARCHIVES · 12 PUBLISHED PIECES

Every story has a duck.

The original improbable premise, Plume City after dark, the royal succession crisis, and a candle that declines to take orders. Pick a door.

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All published pieces

Doña Candela with her lantern

Plume City · A standalone story

Lot Twelve Is Watching You

Doña Candela wants a frame. Honorius Honk wants a painting to disappear. A small duck at Plume City’s night market thinks everyone is looking at it wrong.

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Vesper in her teal satin jacket

The Velvet Lily · A standalone story

The Cape Left at Eleven

A conjurer’s cape escapes the Velvet Lily aboard the eleven o’clock ferry. Vesper follows the paper roses before the whole act floats away.

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Rico, the mentor after midnight

Plume City · The Golden Crumb

The Table That Wasn’t There

A missing table, an excellent view and a carpenter with no respect for exclusivity.

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Vesper in her teal satin jacket

Plume City · Vesper I

A Perfectly Ordinary Evening

Vesper accompanies a duck with an elaborate itinerary. The evening improves when the programme begins to sink.

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Crowned King Aurelius in royal robes

Origin story · Essay

On the Day I Realized I Needed a Duck

There is a moment in every man’s life—usually after heartbreak, soup, and a strip club.

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Valentino beside the nighttime canals of Plume City

Plume City · Nocturne

Valentino, Just for Tonight

A gigolo duck whose real currency is attention and whose trade is presence.

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Ivory-feathered Valentino dressed for an evening at the Velvet Lily

Plume City · Coda

What About You, Valentino?

For once, someone asks the duck who sees everyone else whether he feels seen.

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Lady Seraphina in formal black-and-gold royal dress

Royal archive · Lore

The House of Quackos

The complete golden-feathered dynasty, as recorded by scribes from the Time Before Bread.

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Doña Candela, a cinnamon-and-cream witch duck in an indigo hat and burgundy dress, carrying a candle lantern by the moonlit canal

Plume City · Doña Candela I

The Candle Would Not Light

A visitor asks for a love spell. The candle has a question of its own.

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King Aurelius presiding over the royal court

House of Quackos · Episode I

The Bastard of Mallardmoor

A stranger arrives with half a golden eggshell and a catastrophically plausible claim to the throne.

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The authorized black-and-gold ceremonial deck of the Seven Ponds

House of Quackos · Episode II

Zero Goose Concessions

The most dangerous bird in the kingdom arrives with perfect manners and the correct forms.

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Valentino waiting beside the nighttime canals of Plume City

Plume City · Episode III

Valentino and the Dancing Heir

After surviving a crisis of succession, a princess hires one evening in which nobody needs her to become queen.

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