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Family · Letter 33

The gift that now lives in my hallway

Fictional launch letter

Dear Duck,

My mother gave me a huge decorative object I hate and asks about it whenever she visits. Must I display it forever?

— Owner of a Large Ceramic Animal

Dear Museum of Maternal Taste,

A gift transfers ownership. It does not establish a permanent exhibition with inspection rights. Thank her for thinking of you; explain that it does not suit the space.

You may offer it back before finding another home for it. Do not accidentally drop it during this conversation. We are establishing a boundary, not rehearsing a suspicious insurance claim.

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