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Friends · Letter 16

The birthday I have to organize myself

Fictional launch letter

Dear Duck,

I organize everyone else’s birthday, but mine passes with a few texts. Should I stop making an effort?

— Uncelebrated

Dear Unpaid Party Department,

Tell your friends you would like them to arrange something for you this year. It is fair to want care that you do not have to produce yourself.

Then adjust your effort to something you can give without accumulating a secret invoice. You deserve a celebration, not an annual experiment in whether people can read your mind through frosting.

Your turn.

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