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Family · Letter 17

A wedding invitation is not a summons

Fictional launch letter

Dear Duck,

My cousin’s wedding requires flights, four nights in a hotel, and three coordinated outfits. Is it awful to decline?

— Destination Exhaustion

Dear Financially Independent Guest,

An invitation is an offer, not a military order with a linen dress code. Send your warm wishes and decline promptly.

Do not submit a detailed account of your finances for the couple to audit. “I cannot make the trip” is a complete explanation. Love may be priceless, but apparently attendance now requires a payment plan and two shades of coastal blue.

Your turn.

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