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Work · Letter 18

He says we should start a podcast

Fictional launch letter

Dear Duck,

My friend thinks our conversations are so good that we should start a podcast. I think they are mostly complaints about parking.

— Reluctant Co-Host

Dear Future Audio Empire,

Record one conversation privately and listen to it the next day. This inexpensive procedure has prevented several microphones from entering innocent homes.

If you still enjoy it, find a premise that gives a stranger a reason to listen. Friendship is wonderful. It is not, by itself, an editorial format. The kingdom already has a man speaking for forty minutes about a space he almost got.

Your turn.

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