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Life · Letter 06

Manifesting a paycheck

Fictional launch letter

Dear Duck,

I have been manifesting a better job for months, but nothing has happened. Is Mercury blocking me?

— Abundant in Theory

Dear Vision Board,

Mercury has reviewed the situation and would like to see your résumé. Venus suggested a blow job. Saturn says that does not address the benefits package.

Apply for something. Ask a person who knows your work for an introduction. The universe may open a door, but it is becoming concerned about your insistence on remaining in the driveway.

Your turn.

Ask a duck