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Life · Letter 12

I bought everything except the hobby

Fictional launch letter

Dear Duck,

I keep buying supplies for hobbies and never actually doing them. Which hobby is truly right for me?

— Fully Equipped

Dear Minister of Procurement,

At present, your hobby is purchasing the identity of someone with a hobby. You are extraordinarily well equipped for it.

Choose one unopened kit. Spend twenty minutes using it badly before researching an upgrade. The first watercolor does not need to justify your existence. It needs to become wet. The stars cannot evaluate a pottery wheel still in its shipping carton.

Your turn.

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