Work · Letter 35
My colleague has discovered speakerphone
Fictional launch letter
Dear Duck,
The person beside me takes every call on speakerphone. I now know their dentist’s schedule better than my own.
— Involuntary Participant
Dear Accidental Receptionist,
Ask directly and without a speech: “Could you use headphones? I am struggling to concentrate.” If the problem continues, raise the shared workspace arrangement with whoever manages it.
Do not retaliate with louder calls. That creates two problems and a very well-informed office. I possess centuries of confidential records. None were acquired by standing near a man ordering replacement patio cushions.
Answered by Dame WillowfeatherKeeper of the record. Including yours.