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Work · Letter 35

My colleague has discovered speakerphone

Fictional launch letter

Dear Duck,

The person beside me takes every call on speakerphone. I now know their dentist’s schedule better than my own.

— Involuntary Participant

Dear Accidental Receptionist,

Ask directly and without a speech: “Could you use headphones? I am struggling to concentrate.” If the problem continues, raise the shared workspace arrangement with whoever manages it.

Do not retaliate with louder calls. That creates two problems and a very well-informed office. I possess centuries of confidential records. None were acquired by standing near a man ordering replacement patio cushions.

Your turn.

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